Why Sledding is So Much Fun!!!

Warning: This stunt was performed by trained cartoon characters!! Don't try this at home...

Step 1. Procure large cardboard sheet....

Step 2. To impress your wife how much fun and how safe it is, dive onto the cardboard using nose and knuckles to reduce friction!!!

Step 3. Sail lickety split down the hill while acting like a 10 year old.

Step 4. Avoid serious canoe collision... and trudge victoriously back up the hill.....

Step 5. Smile and face the camera while bleeding profusely!!!
Yes, thats his Sponge Bob T-shirt peeking out from inside his jacket.

Optional Step 6. Avoid telling the neighbors why that roving pack of coyotees has suddenly taken interest in our back yard!!