This Text is Copyrighted (C) 1066, William of Orange, all rights are reserved UHFO (Until Heck Freezes Over). Anyone electronically copying this page should send me 19$, this is the expected cost of the CD when we sell it at Best Buy. Please don't be mad, but since I accidentally erased the three page explanation of why 1000 year old copyrights are really stupid you're going to have to make up some of your own stuff including the music.
However.....You still must pay. This page contains a secret subliminal watermark that identifies it as mine, mine, mine (as carefully passed through an endless chain of custody and reinstated when Congress passed that famous ex post facto law to re-grant the copyright of "Its a Wonderful Life" back to that poor fellow Ted Turner). If you claim it is yours then international treaties will be invoked that trigger the evil eye and cause serious damage to your Mojo. If you send it over web radio, each receiver must pay me $0.25. If you think this is a joke you could be imprisoned for encouraging copyright theft. This is serious. And ... you still owe me $19. Pay up. I have your TCPIP address and I have a son-in-law who is a good lawyer.
Please send the money in a plain white paper envelope to:
Saint Matthew's Methodist Church Missionary Fund
500N at State Highway 9
Columbia City, IN, 46725
